MY HOUSE. MY RULES. MY PLEASURE.

Just in case you weren’t convinced Megan Fox’s mouth is a never-ending faucet of WTF, here she is explaining to Teen Hollywood how she recently overcame her fear of flying:

fuckyoumeganfox:

“I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn’t want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane. I know for a fact it’s not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I’m flying because I know it wont crash if I’ve got Britney on.”

Let me get this straight: Megan Fox knows for a fact she won’t die listening to a Britney Spears album. Wow. So, remember when Michael Bay said he cast Megan in Transformers after videotaping her washing his Ferrari? I’m 90% certain that’s a cover story for finding her in an alley talking to a can of soup.

[reader submission]

MEGAN FOX YOU FUCKING THIEF I ALWAYS LISTEN TO BRITNEY WHEN I FEEL THAT I’M IN DANGER! MEGAN FOX IS SO UNORIGINAL!