Dumbledore:Okay, yeah. I’ve got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced him that it would be fun to mess up Lord Voldemort’s life. So I had him pretend to be friends with Voldemort, and then he would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Voldemort said. And we gave him these candy bar things that would make him gain weight, and then we turned his best friends against him. And then… Oh yeah, Snape - you know my friend Snape? He made out with his boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with him. Oh, God, and we gave him foot cream instead of face wash. God! I am so sorry Voldemort. Really, I don’t know why I did this. I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big *gay* crush on you! Suck on *that*! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!

84 notes
  1. brief-and-wondrous reblogged this from matthewryanwilliams
  2. matthewryanwilliams reblogged this from fuckyeahvoldemort
  3. theselipstickscars reblogged this from hausofrickyvevo1
  4. coutorture reblogged this from fuckyeahvoldemort
  5. 000108 reblogged this from fuckyeahvoldemort
  6. taylormomsenseyeliner reblogged this from fuckyeahvoldemort
  7. itskatherineram reblogged this from fuckyeahvoldemort
  8. harpies reblogged this from fuckyeahvoldemort
  9. eyes-lit reblogged this from fuckyeahvoldemort
  10. lextina1 reblogged this from fuckyeahvoldemort
  11. fatbeans reblogged this from fuckyeahvoldemort and added:
    I wasn’t going to follow fyvoldemort even though it was lulzy before, but today there has been such an influx of mean...
  12. lynzzzz reblogged this from fuckyeahvoldemort
  13. laviealadansemacabre reblogged this from fuckyeahvoldemort
  14. frightened reblogged this from fuckyeahvoldemort
  15. katienolongerliveshere reblogged this from fuckyeahvoldemort
  16. dandyasfuck reblogged this from fuckyeahvoldemort
  17. tastingtheconflictwithrussia reblogged this from fuckyeahvoldemort
Fan(s)